Loooooooooooooooong over due update

Holy shit, it’s been 7 MONTHS since my last update… I forgot this even existed.

Weeeeeeeeel, since it’s about time to write something vaguely interesting in the boring existence that is my life.

The laws of the universe states that: “You can’t get something for nothing” this applies to everything in existence. Cept for God, who we all know is almighty and very, very malevolent. What puzzles me is the fact someone or rather something had created everything from nothing. This is where this God fellow comes in handy. Because we as humans are far from capable of creating matter, even the mere thought would ignite the fury of all the physicists in the world. But because of everything around us, intelligent design is making a lot of sense. I mean, I personally don’t believe in the all mighty God of most religions, but I see God, as the creator of time and space. The supreme architect being. It, whose unimaginable understanding of the laws of physics, chemistry and biology has led to current day of today’s universe. These beings are far from omnipotent, they are merely creators, and they too are seeking further knowledge of their universe. Like a kid with an ant farm.


Okay now things of my life, I can’t sing if my life depended on it and that my voice, under the influence of a microphone, sounds disturbingly Australian and husky. Righty ho ho Finished watching Ergo Proxy, FLCL, Blood + and Fate Stay Night is the past few months, all of which were bloody awesome. Every single one made me sad when I watched the last episodes thinking that something great is going to end. But the aftermath was easily avoided with the acquisition of several games such as SOUL STORM BABY and FF9, damn I love Vivi. Also TF2 has become a lot more interesting with a few unlocked weapons, to my utter surprise I’m better with the Force-a-nature then the scatter gun… more spread eh? Still can’t rocket jump for shit, keep missing my target and looking like an idiot ha-ha, comical relief I guess. God I can’t wait for demoman & soldier updates. On a related topic, the state of my computer has gone to hell in the past 7 months, I don’t know how t happened but it did. Constant crashes, blue screens, mannnnnnn can’t even play a game for more then 30 mins without a crashing. I MISS THE OLD COMPUTER OH WHYYYYYYYY TELL ME WHAT I’VE DONE….. AHEM… Anywho that’s all I’m bothered to write about. I leave you this:

Popping a cherry

The end of year holidays are drawing to an end.
I look back on what I have done for the past two and a half months and the truth hit me in the face like a shit train running full speed into a chocolate factory.
Nothing....... Abso-fucking-lutly nothing.
I'm now in a state of regret and shame. Oh? You are now shaking your head at how much of a loser I am? I don't disagree.
But lemme enlighten you on what I have been doing.

4chan




Yes.......4chan......."Internet Superheros" In the short time that I've been exposed to it, it has already taken my mind, and soul. It's like WOW in text format.
When I first discovered this dark region of the internet, I was skeptical of its power. Little did I know, it was over 9000.
At first I only visited at mild doses, once per few days, 30 min a visit....etc etc. The only image boards i visited are anime, cosplay, weapons ........ all of the"work safe" boards.
then as time progressed, i felt more adventurous, more courageous.
Curiosity overcame and i had begin to lurk on more....provocative....material. By this time i was lurking 4chan on a daily basis, I wouldn't feel right without exposure to its power source.
A month went by and the boards i visited started to bore me, i needed something more, something shocking, something that will keep me entertained at months on end. That was when I clicked on every board I haven't already been, that was the day I discovered /b/.
Remember when you were a little kid at Christmas? Remember the excitement and joy you felt when you opened your presents?
/b/ was nothing like that

My reaction:



The sheer number of threads taunted me.....90 MILLION....Holy Fuck I hit the jack pot.
The volume is only part of the intensity. The random contents flood my vision at alarming rates. Every time I refreshed a page, fresh posts would take its place for a brief moment of fame.
Everything was here, Porn, Hentai, Motivation pics.......but not all of it is great.......
/b/ has its share of good and evil. Pictures of mutilation, gore, racism are all too common.
I was afraid.
I quickly closed /b/ thinking to my self, what kind of sick fucks are here.
I stayed away from /b/ for a few days, afraid of its power, the images of dismemberment is burnt into my head.
But boredom has gotten the best of me and I once again ventured into the dark abyss of /b/
My hands shook as the cursor neared "random" I could feel beads of sweat accumulating on my forehead dampness in my armpits are hard to ignore, this is it I thought, Time to man the fuck up and jump.
I closed my eyes as the page loaded, I dared not to sneak a peak but a voice inside me took control, "Open your eyes" it commanded, I was unwilling, "Do it" it demanded.
As soon as I opened my eyes information immediately started to flood in.
Trolls, Rickroll, Longcat, Caturday, Mudkipz, Raging......... there was no end to it all.
I knew i was addicted.
4chan is an escape from the dullness of life where the security of anonymity grant you limitless power.
Do what ever you want, there are no rules.
I've learned the history of 4chan, the power of Anonymous, and how much I hate Scientology.

Looking back now.... My holidays are still near an end, and I have dedicated my life to an image board.

If there is one thing I've learned.

Is to do a barrel roll.

Peace.